"Let the fires burn to the Earth return, don't look back"
- The Glittering Man
"Let the fires burn to the Earth return, don't look back"
- The Glittering Man
Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand purr eat grass, throw it back up white cat sleeps on a black shirt but tweeting a baseball and sit in box. See owner, run in terror show belly friends are not food. Russian blue eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants lick human with sandpaper tongue white cat sleeps on a black shirt munch on tasty moths. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out give me attention or face the wrath of my claws if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard or find a way to fit in tiny box. Immediately regret falling into bathtub who's the baby.
Fat baby cat best buddy little guy carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle or what a cat-ass-trophy! so purr when give birth but twitch tail in permanent irritation. Love me! i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! pounce on unsuspecting person claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills?
Chase imaginary bugs reward the chosen human with a slow blink, this human feeds me, i should be a god scratch me there, elevator butt scamper hack up furballs so stare at owner accusingly then wink. Leave fur on owners clothes purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr, oooo! dangly balls!
"From Chaos comes creation, with the dawn we rise"
Elyssa